The Difference between Men and Women - Yes they are old fashioned and sexist!

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Understanding Men and Women

1.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

To be happy with a man you must convince him he's in charge

5.

Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7.

Men wake up as good-looking (or bad-looking) as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

9.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

If a man is talking in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

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