Questions and Answers?

Would you like to dine at the Captain's table tonight?

I didn't come on a cruise to eat with the crew!

I've traced my family right back to royalty!

You mean King Kong?

It takes 3 sheep to make a woolly jumper!

And I didn't even know they could knit.

What do you call one man who marries another?

A vicar!

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What's red, lays eggs and rampages across Europe?

Attilla the Hen!

What's black, bubbles out of the ground and says "Knickers"?

Crude Oil!

What's black, bubbles out of the ground and says "Underwear"?

Refined Oil!

What's an orphan rice crispy?

Snap, Crackle but no Pop!

What's long, yellow and sings in greek?

Banana Miskouri!

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