Country and Western Song Titles (real ones only)
These are all genuine Country And Western song titles. (found from Focus
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
- How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away
- Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
- Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
- I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
- If I had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Have Been Out By Now
- Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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