Visitors Ant Jokes

Here's a range of zany ant definitions from Hindustan thanks to (email them if you like) shiva and anuradha.

• ANT DAFFYNITIONS
• antecedent: ant's pedigree
• antiquarian: ant born between Jan 21-Feb 23
• antonym: homosexual ant
• antacid: ant on high (also see antics)
• antimony: money paid by estranged male ant.
• antithesis: a Ph.D in antology
• anterior: ant found in graveyards
• antics: ant on high
• banter: ants gossiping
• canter: ants running
• chant: ants at prayer
• croissant: angry ant
• esperanto: ant language
• fanta: a jamboree of ants (or) an ant's favorite drink (or) an ant in need of ventilation (or) ant fan club
• gallant: ant with chutzpah (aka cheek) (or) a French ant
• gantry: ants in the construction business
• inadvertant: ant featuring in commercial
• incessant: tax paying ant (or) ant indulging in unnatural sex acts
• jaunt: ants on a picnic
• nascent: friendly ant (or) ant at inception
• petulant: ant flowering
• prudent: virginal ant
• poignant: an ant in the family way
• pant: a tired ant
• saunter: ants ambling
• ravissant: an ant in designer clothes
• tyrant: a fat ant
• want: an ant in need

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant (in tune please - from srj)

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