We gave in - owing to popular Demand - "Blonde Jokes"
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visitor's Blonde Jokes Page. Why are they so popular??
- There was a typical blonde named Suzy. She had long blonde hair, blue eyes and she was totally
sick of all the blonde jokes; so one day she decided to get a make-over. She cut and dyed her hair
and dyed her eyelashes. And to complete the feel good factor she went out and bought a brand new
- The next day she went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep blocking the
road. She called the shepherd over.
- "Hey, That's a real nice flock of sheep," she said.
- "Well, thank you, miss" said the herder.
- "I have a proposition for you," said Suzy. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your
flock, can I take one home?"
- "Why, Sure," said the herder, convinced no one could guess exactly.
- So Suzy sat up and looked at the herd for a few seconds, then replied, "178".
- "Wow!" said the herder. "Incredible. That's exactly right. Go ahead and pick out any sheep you
want to take home.". So Suzy went and picked one out and put it in her car.
- The herder leaned over the convertible and said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you."
- "What is it?" queried Suzy.
- "Well," said the herder, "If I can guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
- Two blondes are walking along the street when they see a mirror lying in the street. The first
one picks it up and looks in it.
- "That face looks familiar", she says
- The second one grabs the mirror and looks at it.
- "Of course it is, you idiot, it's me!"
- Three blondes walked into this bar and one said, "Beer all around"!
- And so they toasted "Here's to 51 days"!
- So the bartender asks, "Hey, what are you guys celebrating?"
- To which one replied, "Well, the puzzle box said 2-3 years, and we finished it in 51 days!
- How do you drive a blonde insane?
- Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner!!
- How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- Tell her that she is pregnant.
- What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you??
- Pull the pin out and throw it back.
- Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M company??
- She counted all the 'M's and threw away all the 'W's.
- Why did the blonde look at the frozen carton of orange juice for two hours?
- It said 'concentrate'.
- How do you keep a Blonde amused for hours?
- Write "turn over" on both sides of a sheet of paper!
- Why was the Blonde up on the roof?
- Someone said "The drinks are on the house!".
- What do you you call 10 Blondes in a circle?
- A Dope Ring!
- A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street, and the brunette says, "Oh, look at that
poor dead bird".
- The blonde looks up, "Where"?!?
And there's more....
- What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
- A thought.
- What does a blonde do when she looks in the mirror each morning?
- Introduce herself.
- Why do blondes stick their heads out of car windows?
- To get a refill.
- Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
- They break the bottles when they put them in the typewriter.
- Why do blondes always have at least one brunette with them?
- To interpret!
- What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
- What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
- Artificial Intelligence.
- What do you call a smart blonde?
- A golden retriever
- Why do blondes fail driving test?
- Every time the car stops they jump in the back seat!
- Why did the 3 blondes drown in the back of a pick up?
- They couldn't open the tail gate!
- Why is it OK for a Blonde to catch a cold?
- They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!
- Why did the Blonde move house?
- She heard that 90% of accidents occur near the home!
- Why did the Blonde steal a police car?
- She saw 911 on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
- Why did the Blonde keep a wire coat hanger in her car?
- In case she locked the keys in!
- Why is a Blonde like a beer bottle?
- Because they are both empty from the neck up!
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